And with today’s win, he’s also the Olympic swimmer to beat. Yeah, yeah, Michael Phelps worked hard to break records and he’s a model of self-discipline, but Ryan Lochte is America. He’s a slacker who fucks around and still manages to come out on top. That may not be the sports narrative we’re used to hearing, but it’s a much easier model to follow. Don’t stress — just chill, and win. Wink at the camera. Yeah, you nailed it. THIS. HIM. YES.

And with today’s win, he’s also the Olympic swimmer to beat. Yeah, yeah, Michael Phelps worked hard to break records and he’s a model of self-discipline, but Ryan Lochte is America. He’s a slacker who fucks around and still manages to come out on top. That may not be the sports narrative we’re used to hearing, but it’s a much easier model to follow.

Don’t stress — just chill, and win. Wink at the camera. Yeah, you nailed it.

THIS. HIM. YES.

(Source: luciwithani, via apsies)