Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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bride-of-bucky:

Fifty Shades of Y’all Need Jesus

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via apsies)

sdzoo:

Give your kitty lots of kisses this Caturday.

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via calalgel)

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

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meghan-caitlin:

Sugar Hill NH 06/15/14

meghan-caitlin:

Sugar Hill NH 06/15/14

(via idiveinatthedeepend)


Elie Saab Haute Couture Autumn 2013

Elie Saab Haute Couture Autumn 2013

(via embellissement)

theyuniversity:


(Cafe sign source: reddit)

theyuniversity:

(Cafe sign source: reddit)

australiansanta:

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my gomyg oh ymgd ohymdg ohfuck fuck fo ofuck oFUCK

australiansanta:

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my gomyg oh ymgd ohymdg ohfuck fuck fo ofuck oFUCK

(Source: pisscord, via calalgel)

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espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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Carolyn, 19, MN-->CA. If anyone wants to mail me a cat, let me know. I'm a little too into being a crazy liberal, baby animals, well placed art, and travel. #teamfatamy that is all.